A Russian invasion... ... a worldwide response... ...but only Santa can stop this calamity from going nuclear! When Russian President Vladimir Putin decides to invade Ukraine as a belated Christmas present, Santa knows he has to intervene. Together with the oft-drunk Christmas elf Snoot, now a bonafide rocket scientist and stable genius, they travel to confront the Russian forces in Chernobyl, the site of the historic nuclear disaster. But all is not as it seems. Even the Russian soldiers aren't sure why they're there. The deeper Santa and Snoot dig into the nuclear wasteland, the more holiday horrors they discover--including a pernicious plot by President Putin to right old wrongs dating back to Soviet-era Russia. Can Santa and Snoot stop the situation from spiraling out of control? Or will the sins of Soviet Russia catch up to them in Chernobyl and put the rest of the world at risk? All I Want for Christmas is Nukes is a follow-up short story to the Santa Saves Christmas trilogy, a mashup of urban fantasy and time travel genres also written by Ben Wolf. This story is best enjoyed AFTER reading that series. Readers of Matt Dinniman's Dungeon Crawler Carl series and Shayne Silvers's Nate Temple series will love these books. Curl up by the fire with a mug of heavily spiked cinnamon punch and start reading now!