Being woken from an 8-hour nap by a car alarm. Fed tuna for dinner two days in a row. Going outside, only to realize instantly you want to be inside. Catching your owner looking at other cats on the internet. Losing your favorite toy under the sofa, and only having 64 others to choose from. This is just a handful of the many problems faced every day by first-world cats. This book is finally giving them a voice. Because yes, the cat may have got the cream—but it probably wasn’t extra thick double cream, and that’s the only kind he likes.