301 Funny Holiday Jokes For Kids Who cuts Santa's grass? Frosty the Mow man What music do pilgrims like? Plymouth rock Why couldn't Dracula get a girlfriend? Cause he is a pain in the neck The Funniest Collection of Knock Knock Jokes Made For Children In Lizzy's Burbank's 4th Jokes for Kids Book, get ready to laugh out loud to over 301 hilarious, Holiday Jokes and Riddles. As a mother and jokester extraordinaire, Lizzy knows what it takes to write a good joke; how to keep her children entertained enough to not cause any trouble. Jokes for Every Major Holiday - Never Miss a Holiday Joke Again Christmas Jokes Halloween Jokes Thanksgiving Jokes Independence Day Jokes Valentines Day Jokes Hanukkah Jokes New Years Day Jokes