The latest in the bestselling Keep Calm and Carry On series especially for a lady in a downturn "Don't compromise yourself. You are all you've got." --Janis Joplin "A man would prefer to come home to an unmade bed and a happy woman than to a neatly made bed and an angry woman." --Marlene Dietrich "Remember, blood is not only much thicker than water, it's much more difficult to get out of the carpet." --Phyllis Diller "Never eat more than you can lift." --Miss Piggy Well, it just gets worse and worse--collapsing banks, collapsing countries, massive government cuts, rising debt, inflation, and the possibility of a double dip. Amid all this uncertainty, the already embattled modern woman needs the best advice she can get about how to be as cool and calm in life as possible. This tome offers the same pearls of life wisdom as Keep Calm and Carry On, but with women at their wits' end in mind.