Elsie wants to ride a rollercoaster. Thomas has an embarrassing secret. Frank and Douglas find love. Shirley launches her stand-up career. Millie organises a protest. Alexander wants them to get his name right. Not Dead Yet is an eclectic collection of fiction about nursing home life for those often forgotten. Laugh and cry as they run, stumble, fall, get up and live at this last stop. Dried fruit gives me the runsBoiled lollies hurt my gumsGiftshop flowers have no smellFruit jellies, well, they're just hell