New York Times Bestseller! 5 Starred Reviews!"Will have listeners in stitches." --Kirkus Reviews (starred review)"Purely absurd, sidesplitting humor." --Booklist (starred review)"Demands bombastic, full-volume performances." --Publishers Weekly (starred review)"Perfect for a guffawing share with younger sibs or buddy read." --BCCB (starred review)"The sort of story that makes children love to read." --School Library Journal (starred review)From acclaimed, bestselling creators Drew Daywalt, author of The Day the Crayons Quit and The Day the Crayons Came Home, and Adam Rex, author-illustrator of Frankenstein Makes a Sandwich, comes a laugh-out-loud hilarious picture book about the epic tale of the classic game Rock, Paper, Scissors."I couldn't stop laughing while reading this aloud to a group of kids," commented the founder of Bookopolis.com, Kari Ness Riedel.