"We are descended from grapes and we can live to a ripe old age. We are not just here without rhyme or raisin." So says Charles Darwine, Queen Vintoria's favourite stand-up comedian, but as always her Majesty is not amused. The population of Grape Britain is mysteriously disappearing and nobody seems to know why. Can the Wine Minister, Wineston Churchill, find a solution or will public enemy number wine, Guy Corks, finally manage to blow up the Housewines of Parliament? And just what dark secrets does her Majesty keep locked up in the wine cellars beneath Bucksfizz Palace?Uncork the original sketchpads of David Adamson and pour out a whole bunch of colourful characters who are born to be wine!